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Red Dead Redemption Infographic Shows Most Cowboys are Dickfaces

July 6, 2010
by: Matt E.

 

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Rockstar and Gamespy teamed up to give gamers aglimpse into the "going-ons" of Red Dead Redemption through the first two weeks of gameplay. Amazingly the results are for the most part - what you'd expect.  Most gamers are boozing, thieving, animal killers with a penchant for murder. 

A few points of interest - over 15 million human executions have taken place and approximately 12 million characters have been trampled by horse.  In addition 800,000 acts or arson have been committed and over 130 million acts of murder.  Which pretty much proves that the average gamer is completely desensitized and would kill you if ever given the chance.

No if you'll excuse me, I'm off to burn a convent to the ground and shoot some hookers in the face. 

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