Nintendo thinks Target customers are fat

Written by JB Saturday, 16 January 2010 14:21

I love Nintendo news.  Nothing short of not seeing their own genitals makes the morbidly obese feel worse.  I love New Year's resolutions for the same reason.  Luckily, Nintendo and Target have teamed up to keep both of these things alive and well.  Nintendo has announced that it will team up with retail giant Target to

add the Wii Fit Plus experience kiosks to 8 of its stores.  These kiosks have the intention of helping people keep up their New Year's resolutions of losing weight, definitely not to make more money off women who think that they'll use Wii Fit to get back in shape.  Target will provide the space for these booths in its parking lot or entrance, supplying information and Target-exclusive Archer Farms snacks.  Now your girlfriend can play at Target and dust off the old Wii Balance Board you bought her for Christmas, using it for one more session before storing it with the other excercise equipment she was going to use.  Unfortunately, fellas, that once again delays your plans to sell the board at Gamestop to put down the pre-order for God Of War 3.

I do TOO use that treadmill you got me last year